The following article is at least partially satire and opinion. This site does not provide legal advice, even if that advice would appear to be so elementary and clear that any sane human being (other than Alec Baldwin) would follow it.
For you law students out there, let me give you some advice that you can one day pass onto your future clients…
- When running a company, it’s not a good idea to ditch safety meetings or doubling up your safety manager with other roles.
- It is difficult to imagine a time when it is good to point a gun at innocent people on your job site.
- When pointing a gun at innocent people, it’s likely not going to be great if you release the hammer or pull the trigger.
- If you actually do kill someone with a gun on your job site due to the above mistakes, you should shut up and let your attorneys handle things.
- However, if you choose to do a national interview instead, you likely shouldn’t indict yourself through ridiculously stupid statements.
- Once you’ve made a ridiculously bad decision to do an interview in which you all but testify against yourself, you should probably disappear and let your attorneys handle this cataclysmic mess.
- But if you choose instead to charge at a journalist while publicly vacationing in northeastern hamlets, you might want to stop before you completely bury yourself.
- If after all of this you are still not arrested due to your social status and celebrity, it would be wise to cooperate with police.
- Still, if you choose to make life hard for those investigating you for potential murder, you should not talk about the process you’re mucking up.
- And if you fail to follow all that advice, then definitely post your rambling rant about not really being helpful to the police to Instagram.
Congratulations to Alec Baldwin on only succeeding to follow the tenth piece of advice, the only one which is clearly satire. If you read all of those nine, and you don’t know the details of Alec Baldwin’s situation, you would have to assume that the guidelines are clearly jokes… no person could be so ridiculously stupid as to do those things. But you would have failed to know just how stupid Alec Baldwin is.
In other words, the man is clearly a completely incompetent fool. And on this website, we try to be kind to everyone. You have to really do dumb things (like killing someone for starters) to get us to be abrasive.
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In the comments below, feel free to let us know exactly how Alec Baldwin could top himself on the level of stupidity he has already reached. Frankly, I’m struggling to think how one might go any further in demonstrating what unbridled ego and lack of intelligence can do together.
