By the third episode, we have reached a Marvel series that insults the average person’s intelligence. It is utterly awful, boring and poorly written.
Let’s just get one thing straight: She-Hulk Attorney at Law is playing to the absolute lowest denominator of any Marvel show or movie so far. Things were already getting bad when Marvel was willing to strip Chris Hemsworth of all his clothes so women would come look at his butt. Then it was worse when the women in the movie enjoyed that their companion had been stripped of his clothes for all the public to see. But somehow, She-Hulk has managed to go much worse.
This is Marvel now pic.twitter.com/YAfApD7CBy
— Steph Anie (@mynerdyhome) September 1, 2022
I am not a prude. But I can tell you right now, having She-Hulk, a woman who is supposed to be an accomplished lawyer, simulate a sex act using her CGI butt with “Megan Thee Stallion” is one of the stupidest things you could conceive. And yet they put this in there.
This show seems like it was written by petulant children. The court language and acting are all at the level of Night Court. The acting is universally horrible, except for Jen’s dad who appeared in Episode 2. Somehow even Wong is played so badly that he’s an utter joke. So is this show. We finally get a small action scene in this episode — it lasts a few seconds and is awful. It’s on par with Spy Kids, definitely not as good as a Power Rangers knockoff. Ladies, you can probably relate to me that sometimes guys want to go see a movie that lacks any emotional attachment because they’re fine with a good action flick. That’s when popcorn comes in handy. But in the case of She-Hulk, there is no emotional attachment and there is no action. I have no idea who this is made for.
I can tell you who it is made by though. That is people who live in a very small bubble, see the world through a tiny lens, and then want to apply that to entertainment. There are zero jokes that land — and that’s because the people who wrote this show don’t know how to tell a joke. They don’t understand humor. The only time I laughed is when She-Hulk literally had the Me Too movement appear in text form on the screen. I only laughed because it was so forced and so corny that I struggled to believe this was really made by Marvel.
The difference in quality between WandaVision and Loki, compared to She-Hulk Attorney at Law is staggering. Even at WandaVision’s worst, the show was as much better than She-Hulk as the NFL is better than pee wee football with five year olds.
Ok. Everyone satisfied that #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw is utterly atrocious garbage? Good. NOW STOP WATCHING IT. Hate Watching STILL counts as a view for the streamer, folks!!
— Valliant Renegade (@ValliantRenegad) September 1, 2022
If you’re enjoying this show, I don’t know what to tell you. It is clearly written with as low an IQ as I’ve ever seen out of Disney. The director has called women’s restrooms “magical,” the CGI is just awful (especially the facial animations), and I would not continue watching this show were I not signed up to do the reviews. This was painfully bad.
If Marvel needs a green female superhero, this ain’t it. Bring back Gamora.
Review Score: 2.5 (Awful)
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