It’s not often that I am left speechless.
However, when it comes to the latest Disney Parks video trying to “show off” the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser role playing hotel… I have no idea what to even say about this. I have no idea who this is for. I have no idea who would want to do this. I have no idea why Disney would put something this awful out into the public sphere. This is some sort of parody that I can’t comprehend or fathom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpyi_I9316Q
Why do the bridge controls look like a CT scan machine from the 80s? Not getting the SW vibe to be honest. And the singer meh…
— JC (@car_juank) November 29, 2021
So… I honestly have that laugh thing going on when something is so awkward that it hurts. This is Michael Scott bad. Who in their right mind wants to pay thousands and thousands of dollars to listen to a weird song sung by an actress in purple makeup with a costume that I don’t even know how to describe. It looks like layers of really bad Halloween attire. I just don’t even…
I’m being honest. I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to type. I can’t believe anything could be produced this badly by Disney Imagineers. This is the worst hotel or theme park concept I have ever seen in my life, and I can’t believe this actually made it off of any plan into reality.
https://twitter.com/jjalleruzzo/status/1465129960205602816
“You know people would like? A chance to stay in a Stat Wars hotel that would make them feel like they were in the Holiday Special. All we have to do is sell it and sell it hard.”
— IT Spook (@IT_Spook) November 29, 2021
https://twitter.com/RopeDropLife/status/1465152138879934467
That would be a cringe factor 2000 for me
— Dave Malzone (@MalzoneDave) November 29, 2021
I just give up, I can’t even think of what to call this. Good lord…
Let me know in the comments how you would best described what we just watched together. I’d love to hear what English adjectives can describe that thing.
