Move over, Barney. Get out the the way, Big Bird. LIL AMAL is here and she’s impressive in every horrid way possible.
It’s going to be a short article for this one because words truly do escape me. On the plus side, I convinced That Park Place editors to let me do this instead of a She-Hulk review considering how awful the series has been. The ratings are in the gutter too, so who cares? When it comes to giving the people what they want, there’s nothing better than LIL AMAL.
“What is that all-capitalized title?” you might ask.
LIL AMAL is only the most towering, intimidating and terrifying puppet I’ve ever personally witnessed. And when Whoopi Goldberg introduced it to The View in the most altruistic, benign sort of way, I think the whole world began to quake with laughter. Or that could have been the weight of LIL AMAL shaking the ground as her handlers move her through the studio. It is the stuff of nightmares.
Ninety-nine percent of the time, you’re doing yourself a favor when you skip The View. Yesterday, however, you missed out on television history.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow.
Tip to puppet designers in the future: if your puppet is supposed to champion human rights and yet looks like its abdomen is a human cage, you’ve failed miserably. Wow.
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