They Claimed She-Hulk Was #1 — Now Nielsen Says It Didn’t Even Chart at All

October 20, 2022  ·
  WDW Pro

A number of sources claimed in mid-September that She-Hulk was the #1 original streaming show. Now Nielsen is providing those numbers and it’s the total opposite.

 

Before we get into the topic of this article, we need to take a stroll down memory lane. Please read carefully the following quote and tweet that drove dozens of articles and coverage of She-Hulk back in late September. As you read them, remember how these two things were supposed to have been the ultimate defeat of the “trolls,” the complete package of pwnage for She-Hulk critics who were all the scourge of the Earth:

Disney+’s “She-Hulk: Attorney at Law” topped the Whip Media chart of streaming originals among U.S. consumers the week ended Sept. 25.

The Marvel Comics-based series, which began streaming on Disney+ in weekly episodes Aug. 18, rose from No. 2. The series follows a lawyer specializing in cases involving superhumans who also becomes a superhero.

Hit series “House of the Dragon” was not included in the streaming chart because it also airs on HBO linear TV in addition to streaming on HBO Max. On the linear TV plus streaming chart it would rank No. 2.

Debuting at No. 2 on the streaming originals chart was Disney+’s “Andor,” the latest series from the “Star Wars” universe. A prequel to the “Star Wars” spin-off movie Rogue One, the series follows thief-turned-Rebel spy Cassian Andor during the five years leading up to the events of the film.

— Stephanie Prange, Media Play News

 

Now, take a deep breath.

Everything from Whip Media and from Jameela Jamil were complete lies. There was zero truth to them at all. And they almost certainly had to have known it. Not only that, but Jessica Gao and all the rest of the She-Hulk crew almost certainly knew their show was a meteoric failure in the ratings. That’s why they went after fans, that’s why they used identity politics and cheap gender divisions to spit at those who didn’t watch them. It’s also why there isn’t a second season, there won’t be a second season and they threw Kevin Feige under the bus on the way out.

Like G4 and the Froskbite situation, Jessica Gao and her brood of toxic idealogues are failures.

And why do I say all of this with such certainty? Because the ratings are out for the exact same week where Whip Media, Jameela Jamil and the others were claiming they were number one. Guess what? They didn’t make the Top Ten Overall list and they didn’t make the Top Ten list for original shows. By the sixth episode of the series, they had fallen completely off the charts and were obliterated by Dahmer, Cobra Kai, House of the Dragon and Rings of Power. They were even beaten — again — by Stranger Things, a show that ended its last episode in July and which never lost to She-Hulk a single time even months after it stopped airing new material.

Pos, Platform, Title, Minutes Watched (in millions)

1 Netflix Dahmer (2022) 3,658
2 Netflix Cobra Kai 1,110
3 Prime Video The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power 977
4 Netflix Fate: The Winx Saga 675
5 Netflix El rey, Vicente Fernández 648
6 Disney+ Andor 624
7 Netflix The Crown 585
8 Hulu The Handmaid’s Tale 535
9 Netflix The Great British Bake Off 442
10 Netflix Stranger Things 416

Nielsen

 

It was a lie. It was always a lie. They’ve always known this show was a fabulous bomb, a tremendous snot rocket into the depths of an MCU septic tank of failure. Even Ms. Marvel was making the Top Ten Original Shows list at this point. And yet they all lied and threw feces everywhere right before they knew they’d be outed as the bomb they are. They didn’t warrant the thought given to them but they made as big of a mess as they could on the way out just to stir the pot.

What sources like Whip Media and Jameela Jamil did is akin to claiming your garage band has a #1 chart-topping single on the pop music playlist. Then you find out it’s not even listed on the charts at all.

Call them out for what they are: charlatans.

 

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Otis Nixon
Otis Nixon
1 year ago

Dang! It was a really good show—funny and with a greater emotional resonance than most superhero stuff. Hopefully more people give it a shot!

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell
Reply to  Otis Nixon
1 year ago

NOOOO MISHTER NIKSHON, I HAVE TO DISHAGREEEE~!

pucstpr39
pucstpr39
Reply to  Otis Nixon
1 year ago

More people did give it a shot… and then turned it off

Random
Random
Reply to  Otis Nixon
1 year ago

If they wanted people watching it they probably should not have made a show just so that they could troll the audiences & make a sex positive show for kids at that. This show deserves its failures

Nosterot
Nosterot
1 year ago

‘Law and Ogre’ She-Hulk Sex In The City was sooooo bad I’d like Marvel to send me a check for the trauma from watching it. It was basically an old wine aunt banging men. Wow, great message. And the CGI in the first Shrek was better than this.

MDann
MDann
1 year ago

Yea, watched two episodes and called it quits. By and large, Marvel fans aren’t sex in the city fans. So, would marvel make a show that caters to the last very limited fan base?

The Cman
The Cman
1 year ago

Marvel should quit hiring fake geeks to make their content. Victoria Alanzo should be moved on to ‘new opportunities’ and Jessica Gao’s writers room banned from Disney.

The Cman
The Cman
Reply to  The Cman
1 year ago

Ah f-k it. Disney just fire some goddamn people, a lot of people.

Fred
Fred
Reply to  The Cman
1 year ago

hello intelligencia member

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